All Hail Hartbig

All Hail Hartbig

Hartbig, the mother of all ships, the ship which sails itself.

The new fanfic sketch just confirmed for me how unbelievable hartsquared is and how big a crack ship it really is.  I now need to go burn the video out of my mind.   They should stick with Hartbig fanfic sketches.  

You Give Me The Puns: Seriously. Whoever is complaining about the Hartsquared tag being in...

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Seriously. Whoever is complaining about the Hartsquared tag being in the Hartbig tag can just get over themselves. We are ONE fandom. Hartsquared and Hartbig have something in common. Prepare yourselves… they’re in the same fandom. The connecting link happens to be Hannah and I don’t know how…

I agree with you but some people get their knickers in a knot over the smallest of things.  To keep the peace between both ships, I personally think we should stay within our respective ship tags.  I really don’t want to see people getting hate mail over the smallest of things like the tags… again.  

People tag things for what? To spread to a wider audience. Some people both enjoy Hartsquared fic and Hartbig fic. I’m sure they’re people who might not even know that they’d like hartsquared because it hasn’t been placed in front of them.

I think that if you tag it in the holy trinities three main tags, Grace Helbig, Hannah Hart and Mamrie Hart they will find it.  The Hartbig tag was made for Hartbig.  The people who go to that tag don’t want to see Hartsquared just like I’m sure the Hartsquared fandom don’t want to see Hartbig in their tag.  To keep the peace between both ships we should keep to our respective tags.  

Hartbigfic is right, stay to your own tags. I don’t want to see hartsquared tagged in hartbig. I’ve had three messages from that ship telling me to go kill myself, I don’t want their crap in my favourite tag. 

(Source: gracehelbabe)

Hartbig Fic: Nothing But Words

This fanfic was originally partially written by an anonymous author who submitted it to hartbigfic and asked for someone else to write the ending.  I decided to take on the challenge and this is the result.

Genre: Angst/Romance

Word Count: 2,390

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Stress, love, helplessness, sadness & happiness; all emotions that were never shown on her face. As she talked the only movement shown on her face were from her lips moving. Nobody would really realize this strangeness if she was just a shy girl, but she wasn’t. She was a complete extrovert; loved talking to people. You wouldn’t know that she loved talking to people so much if you saw her before. In other words, she wasn’t always like this.

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She couldn’t remember the last time she was this excited. It was probably the last time her sister visited. But she felt that was irrelevant. Because at this moment, the most beautiful woman was standing in front of her, wearing her favourite red & white baseball shirt and skinny jeans covering her long tan legs. ‘The night to come will never be forgotten,’Hannah thought while smiling at her ‘girlfriend’.

 It was their first date; after the tour Grace admitted her love for Hannah and the brunette was also obviously in love with the blonde and said they could try it out. Both not wanting to get hurt emotionally, decided to take it slow. So Hannah chose for their first date to be at a little diner in town.

The brunette opened the car door for her ‘girlfriend’, and got a kiss on the cheek as gratitude. The ride was short, so conversation was all small talk which both girls were okay with due to them both being nervous about having this date turning out weird and awkward.

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Anonymous asked: omfg these hartsquared anons are making my night hilarious, 10/10.

These bitches be cray. 

Anonymous asked: anon was write fuck off and go off yourself. hartsquared is boss.

Aren’t you just pleasant.  I would rather not fuck off or off myself.  

Zero respect for hartsquared thanks to you.  Congratulations, you’ve made your ship seem like one of the most horrible ones out there. 

Anonymous asked: You dont have to like hartsquared but at least respect it

After the messages I’ve got from your fandom, I have 0% respect for hartsquared. 

Anonymous asked: ohmygod fuck off because hartbig is nothing and hartsquared is the only ship. your ship sucks. love every hartsquared shipper.

No, I will not “fuck off” because you don’t like my ship.  I’m also glad that your entire ship is behind you in sending hate about Hartbig and are they aware that you sent this?  Next time, please at least have the balls to associate your hate with a name.  Also, Hannah asked for people to ship Hartbig over a year ago and she’s 100% behind our ship.

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Hartbig: The Ship that cannot be sunk. (2012 - …)

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Hartbig: The Ship that cannot be sunk. (2012 - …)